August 27, 2014
copperbadge:

revolutionarygirlshati:

initforthefiction:

twistedtwinsproductions:

We read the shit out of these as kids.

THESE BOOKS MESSED ME UP

fuck the books, these ILLUSTRATIONS messed me up

I still own the set, and one of them has several pages taped together because as a child I was legit concerned the monster in the illustration in those pages would come out at night and eat me. 
Fuck you no, I’m not untaping them, that asshole might still manage it. 

copperbadge:

revolutionarygirlshati:

initforthefiction:

twistedtwinsproductions:

We read the shit out of these as kids.

THESE BOOKS MESSED ME UP

fuck the books, these ILLUSTRATIONS messed me up

I still own the set, and one of them has several pages taped together because as a child I was legit concerned the monster in the illustration in those pages would come out at night and eat me. 

Fuck you no, I’m not untaping them, that asshole might still manage it. 

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August 27, 2014

nintendo-blisters:

It’s finally happening.
Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

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August 27, 2014
Basically, if the first thing you do, every time you buy a bra, is adjust the straps to the smallest length and fasten the hooks on the innermost set, then your bras are too big.

dollsahoy:

A bra that fits will fit with the straps at the longest length and using the outermost set of hooks—the whole reason for the adjustability being to take in the slack that develops as the bras age and lose their elasticity.

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August 27, 2014

ehentalix:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

I did this once and my friend, without missing a single beat, turns around and says “For the last time, you’re 1206. Why I even bother…”

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August 27, 2014

kiss-my-aspergers:

cosmictuesdays:

witchylana:

unbuttonedinawood:

pasiphile:

fructosebat:

swanjolras:

when i find myself in times of trouble

terry pratchett comes to me

whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon

you are capable of literally anything

Sam Vimes once arrested two opposing armies to end a war.

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Sam Vimes fought an ancient mind-controlling spirit and won. Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands. Sam Vimes happily wears the awful lumpy itchy socks his wife knits him. Sam Vimes causes traffic jams in order to be home in time to read his baby a bedtime story. Sam Vimes fought at the barricades— twice. Sam Vimes waited until his interviewee had left and then put his coat over his head so no one could hear him laughing hysterically at her silly name. Sam Vimes is my hero.

Sam Vimes overcame a crippling alcohol dependency. Sam Vimes examines and confronts his internal prejudices. Sam Vimes lived in poverty because he was giving his salary to the widows and orphans of fellow officers. Sam Vimes cleaned up a corrupt police force and made it inclusive of the different ethnicities in his city.

Sam Vimes is my hero too.

He turned to leave, then seemed to have a thought. “Sergeant Dorfl!” he said, turning back. “D’you think you’ll believe in gods now?”

Every eye in the Watch House turned to the golem sergeant. “Not Gods, Yet.” said Sergeant Dorfl. “But Always Sam Vimes.”

- Mister Vimes’d Go Spare

do it for the vimes

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August 27, 2014

diaemyung:

Have a great day

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August 27, 2014

girlwithalessonplan:

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

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August 27, 2014
getoutoftherecat:

not fighting cats. the food in there is not for you anyways.

getoutoftherecat:

not fighting cats. the food in there is not for you anyways.

August 26, 2014
Spider-Man 'can be anybody' — and now he's Donald Glover

tehnakki:

allofthefeelings:

everythingthatiswrongwithamerica:

barbeauxbot:

letao:

#DONGLOVER4SPIDERMAN

I’m so happy about this

six seasons and a movie

This makes me very happy. YAY DONALD GLOVER!

I have a request, though: can we please use his full first name in tags? Makes things less confusing and much more G rated.

*whistles innocently*

THAT’S THE POINT BRO

He himself had the twitter donglover for the longest time and DIDN’T REALISE why that was such a bad idea. {x}

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August 26, 2014

skinnygrin:

thedragonflywarrior:

The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side

Health and fitness comes in all shapes and sizes. Every single one of these athletes is a certified bad-ass.

this is rad as fuck

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August 26, 2014
fuckitfireeverything:

surprise
who would have thought anyone would get sick of Rich White Man Saves the World: the sequel

fuckitfireeverything:

surprise

who would have thought anyone would get sick of Rich White Man Saves the World: the sequel

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August 26, 2014
tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.


CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

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August 26, 2014
tehnakki:

Coworker just tried to type something on my computer and got irrationally angry. It made me smile :)

tehnakki:

Coworker just tried to type something on my computer and got irrationally angry. It made me smile :)

August 26, 2014

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this

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too small

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August 26, 2014

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

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