Seriously, whenever I use a flip phone the first thing I always think of is Star Trek :D
THIS SHIT AIN’T RIGHT
STAR TREK DIDN’T PREDICT THE FUTURE FOOL
IT CREATED THE FUTURE
IT INSPIRED THE FUTURE
THE REASON THESE THINGS EXIST IS BECAUSE STAR TREK MADE PEOPLE WANT THEM TO HAPPEN
STAR TREK IS THE FUTURE
“THE REASON THESE THINGS EXIST IS BECAUSE STAR TREK MADE PEOPLE WANT THEM TO HAPPEN” — that is CORRECT.
Scrolling, I just saw the first one, and was trying to figure out why Prince Adam (He-Man) had a frying pan.
The simplicity and elegance of glass intrigues many, but to understand it as a reusable choice that eliminates the need for plastic that is designed for single use - this is new thought for many who have “breakage fear”. Glass Dharma gives away free glass straws every year for Earth Day so that people can try out this idea. Many of our customers found out about our products through these annual giveaways. Go to our Facebook page or our blog on our website to find out more about this year’s glass straw giveaway!
Normally I don’t edit captions, but the hashtags were giving me a headache and I really wanted the paragraph to be readable.
Check out this comic I just made
No, you didn’t.
I’m really curious.
suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
Looked at one way, this is really quite an accomplishment.
Unless this is Hulk Bass Fishing, in which case it’s just par for the course.
[From Loki, Agent Of Asgard #1, 2014.]
I love how Fraction!Hawkeye is a thing now. So much love for that.
Don’t get me wrong, I adore Matt Fraction, but his interpretation of Hawkeye has
Clint Barton: Aw, fifty years of being a hapless dork.
After last week’s POISON ADVISORY, here’s some news you can use about WEAPONS. As with the last comic, all of these tips and infoz are super basic, and you really should research further if your aim is to someday become super pro… also, to keep all your fingers.
Can I marry a knife? I would totally marry my chef knife. It’s the best knife.
(Non-educational hijinks return in two weeks. Sorry not sorry for the foray into PSA territory, but I really don’t want any followers maiming themselves or poisoning their kid brother or something because of me.)
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
Bees = bros
Wasps = assholes
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
Jesus, the notes! It makes me happy that there is such going on in heads out there!
If this ever gets to 200,000, I’ll write a whole novel. XD