Wait, punished for not wearing flip-flops? Seriously?Yeah I was just like “are you serious”
I mean, unless the pool had rules that you could only wear sandals or flip-flops, that makes no sense at all.
There’s no rules against it
I just wasn’t allowed to
All I can picture now is your mom dragging you out of the house, “Damn it, Emily, you are GOING to enjoy summer whether you like it or not!”
Too bad they don’t still make cheap Keds. You might be able to compromise with her.
Wait, punished for not wearing flip-flops? Seriously?Yeah I was just like “are you serious”
I mean, unless the pool had rules that you could only wear sandals or flip-flops, that makes no sense at all.
Thin privilege is the belief that fat people ‘let themselves’ get big.
I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH
IT’S TOO COOL
It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time.
So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabres.
reasons why i’d become a guard girl in a heartbeat.
This has nothing to do with books, but REBLOGGING FOR YOU, KENDRA, GUARD POWER.
I was on flagline for 4 years in high school and 3 years in college. I freaking LOVED it. I wanted to do winterguard, too, but it was in the next town over and parents nixed it, not wanting to drive me there, even though my best friend was joining and her mother offered to drive us since we took my friend to band practices, etc, over the summer. (side note, my brother played baseball and they went to every single one of his games, home or away, yet would only come to one of my parades, the one held in our home town. This is part of why I flipped out senior year.)
Cheerleaders (in college) were cool about us. Majorettes, on the other hand…
I have chicken nugget power!: the year is 2021 you go out and buy the latest gaming console, only…
the year is 2021
you go out and buy the latest gaming console, only $1200 what a bargain!
so many great release titles for it
you settle on buying call of duty 4: modern warfare 7: black ops 5: dog tales 2, and battlefield 9 wow what a variety of games to choose from and they’re only $170 each!
you rush home to play the next generation of gaming
after paying the $70 per month fee to activate the console you open the games’ boxes
a slip of paper with a code sits where those primative discs used to be
you enter the codes and the games start to download - only 70GB each!
the games install onto the console’s hard drive and you pay the $50 to unlock them
you enter the game, excited to experience the fancy new graphics
uh oh, you used all your internet’s bandwidth downloading the games
the console detects the sudden loss of a permanent high speed fibre optic broadband internet connection and shuts off, erasing the game from the hard drive because clearly you’re up to no good
you try to turn the console back on but it’s locked up, refusing to start until your internet connection has been restored and you pay a $60 anti-piracy fee
what a time to be alive
(via dollsahoy)
Blurry cell phone pictures, but…Man Town candle on my $5 mug warmer. The blacker sections of the candle are where it’s melted. It’s been on the warmer for a few hours at this point.
Back in December, I bought 2 mug warmers at Walgreens for $10. I’ve used it almost every day for its intended purpose, and it is FANTASTIC at keeping my coffee warm.
This week, it became a multi-tasker. It’s now a jar candle warmer, too. The small tumbler candles from Yankee Candle fit perfectly on the warming plate. The one I have now is one of their “Man Candles,” Man Town. It’s like a milder version of Midsummer Night, another favorite of mine. What can I say, I like candles that smell like men’s cologne. I also have a Mountain Lodge tart in an electric tart warmer in the living room.
So. $5 mug warmer. Excellent value.
EXCITING FAT CARTWHEEL, COMING THROUGH
— Dita von Teese (via raspberrying)
(Source: niselle, via floatyfloatyfloat)
I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who i am through the little details.
Trouble with that is, you get out into the world, and find out you’re renting and not allowed to paint, or there’s a noise ordinance telling you to turn your music down, or neighbors who bang on the walls telling you to shut that noise off, or the furniture you want costs so much you have to settle for what you can get at Goodwill on half-off days.
You’re never free. There are days I start to think Loki is right.
(via floatyfloatyfloat)
Sherlock’s nightmare. Shit happens.
I love this, because it doesn’t even have to be read as shippy. If you’d dreamt your best friend and roommate was just killed in front of you, you’d want to reassure yourself that he was still alive, and hug him for all you were worth, just to prove he was still there.
(via floatyfloatyfloat)
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WHEN YOU USE TOO MANY SPOONS ONE DAY AND IT CARRIES OVER TO THE NEXT DAY.
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